This guy is hysterical.
Once she says "yes" - a couple tried and true, successful tactics to guarantee date #2:
(1) Snap covert photos of the girl while you're on your date
(1) Snap covert photos of the girl while you're on your date
(2) Discuss your recent divorce for at least 1/3 of dinner
(3) Tell her repeatedly to YouTube you
(4) Full disclosure of baby momma drama
(3) Tell her repeatedly to YouTube you
(4) Full disclosure of baby momma drama